How could this happen in such a nice neighborhood?

So the other night there was a shooting at a Wal-Mart near my house that killed two Wal-Mart employees. Of course one of my old co-workers, we'll call him newbie, was there. As shocking as it may seem he actually was neither working there, nor was he doing the shooting. Well I'm surprised given the skillset of most of my old co-workers, I guess things are getting better, or newbie here was just a rare exception.

Well on the news you see the average white trash trailer renter (after all this is Wal-Mart) talking about how she "saaawwr" it happen. She says one thing that catches my attention "how could something like this happen in such a nice neighborhood?". NEWS FLASH LADY, people get shot everywhere, it happens, it's a fact of life. People get shot. Sometimes it's god's way of taking out the trash and sometimes it's just called survival of the fittest, evolution, whatever the fuck you want to call it.

So now, of course, every single news report is about a shooting, one in south Phoenix, I chime in "how could this happen in such a nice neighborhood?". Some report about a sex offender being caught at 35th/dunlap comes on, I pipe in "How could this happen in such a nice neighborhood?". Well there's the usual daily report of a murder in Maryvale, I don't pipe in on that one.

Bottom line people, don't make a fucking idiot of yourself on the news. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.