How long does it take to drive from England to Rome?

Yes. I was indeed asked this question today. I'm sure you all can just imagine the look on my face when this happened. About 30 minutes prior I was called by a customer for an urgent problem, apparently he cannot play World Of Warcraft between 6 and 7 pm every day...

My advice for the day:

1. Better geography teachers.
2. Moving your ass out of your parents basement, or in this guys case, parents trailer.