Random Thoughts

So I stumbled across a few pictures hogging space on my good old hard drive... Thought I'd share my love of Photoshop with you guys.

Some things happen to piss me off, like for example parents that won't smack their fucking kids. You know what people, sometimes kids need to get the belt/switch/paddle, whatever the fuck you want to call it. It accomplishes many things: teaches them some goddamn respect, teaches them not to do that ever fucking again, teaches them what pain is and establishes a sense of right and wrong. Look at it like training a dog people, dog shits on carpet, dog get shit beat out of it, dog doesn't shit on carpet anymore. So:



Now on to some other random rants. Parents, why the fuck do you keep feeding your kids more and more pills? ADD, that's the biggest fucking crock of shit I have ever heard of, how many times have you heard some parent say that their kid has ADD? Get real people, just buck up and admit that your child has a bad fucking parent, or two, or in many cases on the north rim of the Grand Canyon, 12. Anyway, fucking smack your god damned kids people, it will get them to shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my 5 seconds of peace when I'm scarfing down a fucking bowl of teriyaki chicken at Queens Bowl off of chandler. Shameless plug, i know. Fuck you.

Anyways, for those that don't want to bother living up the their god damned actions, AKA: not being a parent after you knock someone up or get knocked up, I guess this is for you:



And just to round out the day here. I hate Micro$oft.