Smack my ass and call me dumbfuck

So I figured after all the bashings I've given damn near everyone on here, that maybe it's time to admit to my latest fuck up. I was driving out to A's house the other night and talking to her on the phone while on my way. We were debating what to have for dinner, if she wanted to make something or if I should make something to save her the time and let her relax a bit. Well she lives in Queen Creek, which as we all know is the middle of friggin no where.

Anyway to make a long story short the only places to get food near her house are in Apache Junction, other wise known as the landfill for up-scale trailer parks commonly found in Alabama. In all my infinite glory and stupidity, I actually uttered the phrase to A: "what nice restaurants are there in Apache Junction? Maybe I can get us something to go." After a several second pause I realized my error and I still can't believe I would say such a thing, but oh well, I'm only human, and therefore subject to the one truly constant force in this world: Human Stupidity.