Take that you fucking iPhones!

So being a self-respecting geek, I hate all thing macintosh/apple related. Especially iphones, ipods, and anything else that is priced 50000% above the manufacturing cost just because it has a fucking apple on it.

Anyway, time to get to the point. Apps. Apps, they suck, they exist only to amuse the ADD riddled idiots that bought the iphone in the first place. Yes, I mean you. You know who you are....if you can't go for a day without hitting the "app store" you qualify. (I also bet you $10 my wife just put down her ipod....)

There's an app called "gaydar" that allows you to detect other people with the application so you can find other gay people. Apparently the pink hair, earring, and characteristic "I just got fucked in the ass" walk wasn't enough for people, so they made this app.

Well to make life more interesting at work, we found a way to emulate the signal......Currently there are about 5000 gay people working here. It's awesome having an unlimited stockpile of really cool toys.