Not experienced enough....

So I went to Walmart earlier and ran into my cousin Kathleen, we walked around and chatted for a while. She was with her friend, we'll call him Loser, not because I can't remember his name, as it was so totally unimportant to me, but because he's dumb enough to walk around in public wearing a shit that says "gamer" and looking for the newest green day album that hasn't even been released yet.... Some people make this too easy for me.

So he's going to Flagstaff this weekend, with my cousin, who kindly offered to drive, but this was apparently problematic. You see, Loser's mom said that she is not experience enough of a driver to drive to Flagstaff with her son.... How much friggin experience does it take to drive from Phoenix to Flagstaff? That's like two friggin hours, sheesh fuckers, this is less than my average commute. Not too mention she's been driving to/from flagstaff for years now.

Apparently Loser has a old jewish lady for a mom, who is a firm believer in the fact that he will do what she says as long as he's under her roof. I promptly pointed out he wouldn't be under her roof, he'd be driving to flagstaff.