Smack my ass and call me dumbfuck

So I figured after all the bashings I've given damn near everyone on here, that maybe it's time to admit to my latest fuck up. I was driving out to A's house the other night and talking to her on the phone while on my way. We were debating what to have for dinner, if she wanted to make something or if I should make something to save her the time and let her relax a bit. Well she lives in Queen Creek, which as we all know is the middle of friggin no where.

Anyway to make a long story short the only places to get food near her house are in Apache Junction, other wise known as the landfill for up-scale trailer parks commonly found in Alabama. In all my infinite glory and stupidity, I actually uttered the phrase to A: "what nice restaurants are there in Apache Junction? Maybe I can get us something to go." After a several second pause I realized my error and I still can't believe I would say such a thing, but oh well, I'm only human, and therefore subject to the one truly constant force in this world: Human Stupidity.

Strange Lights in the Sky

So I have to do this, sorry A.... I've been talking to A on her way home every night for a few weeks now, and she keeps talking about these strange glowing lights in the sky and she's been fascinated by these lights. I've tossed out several idea's as to what the lights would be, construction lights, etc from nearby road work or whatever. Nothing fit what the lights looked like to her.

Finally the other day I was driving home with her and she pointed out the lights to me and I basically fell over laughing, I couldn't believe my eyes, I glanced over and knew immediately what the lights were. You see she lives out in Queen Creek, the middle of friggin no where on the east side, the lights looked to be just a few miles away towards Phoenix.

Planes landing at Sky Harbor had their landing lights on and makes it appear that these lights were just floating in the sky in a really strange pattern. She's still pissed at me for laughing so hard, and I'm sure I'm going to lose parts vital to my anatomy when she finds out I blogged this, but it's just too damn funny to keep secret.