For my Wife's Friends...

I'm not trying to piss you off or alienate you in any way. I just call it like I see it, sometimes that pisses people off, sometimes it's as funny as the look on Bill Clinton's face when he heard that she saved the dress....

This one's for you guys:

This one's for my wife:

This one's just for shits and giggles.

Mexify it baby!

So a while back, a co-worker was hanging out in the NOC chit-chatting as we do in the NOC. After-all, it's not a workplace, it's the NOC.... Anywho, as usual, our discussions vary widely, like the other day when I had to call my uncle to find out what the slang term for a chastity belt is....Hey, if you can't handle it, stay out the NOC.

One of the many phrases to be muttered in the NOC was "You know how hispanic people take cars and "mexify them"? This one was worth some attention in my opinion. I decided to Google "Mexify".... Apparently this is a fairly common term, even used by Mexicans. Awesome, we all learn something new each day right?

Then I decided it would be worth doing a Google image search for "Mexify" and "mexican cars". I love Google, without Google, half the really awesome shit in the world would go un-noticed. I thought I'd share some of my findings:

Surprisingly, my results lacked in spinning rims, huge chrome roll bars with lights on them, frills, or my personal favorite, feelers coming off the bumpbers, even lacked in low-riders.

Hey, they're carpooling. Good for you Hombre's.

Yes folks, that's the front-end from a u-haul....

Yes, this actually came up while looking for mexican cars.....In all fairness there is a van on the side, took me a while to find it though.

This on the other hand, may have been a somewhat un-related search.

Tales of the "Chief"

So I've decided to take things in a somewhat different direction. I'm periodically going to do a piece in a series I'm calling "Tales of the "Chief"" based around the actions of a very entertaining pain in my ass. The way I see it, there's plenty of material to be had here, and we've been thoroughly enjoying the amusing antics of "The Chief", often also called "Kaptain Chaos".

Some potential area's for amusement I'm going to focus on:
1. Just daily activities, shit blurted out during meetings.
2. Horrible decisions.
3. Conversations about his "vulva" (cheesy Boston accent prevents saying "Volvo" properly)
4. Previous lives
5. Mac obsession.

Tune in often for updates to the "Tales of the Chief". I will accept recommendations for stories. Some details may be changed slightly for obvious reasons.

I, I, I, I, Just don't know what to say....

I can't even begin to describe the thoughts flying around in my head right now. It's just unpossible.

Halloween, no shortage of entertainment here

Okay so given that Halloween has just passed, I feel it necessary to point out the stupidity of some of the people on this planet.

First and foremost, there was an article I read today in the Denver post talking about how poison control centers got a bunch of calls from people about drinking the fluid inside of glow sticks....Not just children either. Let's take a closer look at this for a second. You have a hard plastic stick full of fluid (calm down ladies) that glows if you break the fragile cylinder inside. Now, this fragile glass cylinder produces tiny shards of plastic or glass or whatever the fuck when you break it. Little shards, that sounds really delicious to me! Yumm! Not too mention, how many fucking things on this planet that glow in bright neon colors are good for you? Unless you're talking about licking some frog found in a rain forest, you are likely to die from it. And in most cases from the frog too, however some will produce a really cool light show before you die. Not as cool as the "floating lights in the sky" that A previously reported, however.

Second act of stupidity for the weekend was courtesy of Tony. His Halloween party to be more accurate, and the video's/photo's of G that will now come to mind every time he enters the office. Also, Tony proposed to his girlfriend. Congratulations Tony and B. We look forward to many, many, many (please? pretty please?) future video's of G demonstrating his utterly hilarious drunken dancing skills.

B, I swear I found this picture before we saw the pictures from the proposal....

What passes as "proof" these days

Seriously people, every fucking day I read an article about "creationism" or some other bullshit that we "must" teach some jackasses precious little snowflake in school because it's somehow better than real factual science.

I remember in school that there were things called "subjects" and in those subjects we learned things that could be verified in dictionaries, encyclopedia's, history books, documentaries, and many other sources. Now we can verify these things online with a simple Google search. Google is awesome. I like Google. Google uses technology to help people find answers. Google "creationism" and the first thing that comes up is talking about the creation myth. Myth. Myth people. Not theory, myth. In other words....bullshit.

The only reason that any of this shit ever even got considered for teaching in schools is because politicians are so fucking scared of offending anyone that they just cave to anyone who whines loud enough. Especially about anything with a mass cult following. Like religion.