Saturday, November 26, 2005

Fucking Childrens Movies

Okay, so I'm the first to admit that I HATE Disney and most other children's movies. I'm sitting here right now at A's house while her kids are watching "Baby Einstein", which basically means I'm desperately surfing the web for something remotely interesting. Occasionally I'll look up at the screen and see a few seconds of what's going on. Right now for example there is a toy plastic train going around on tracks and some crappy ass xylophone music playing.

Now there's a fucking puppet in front of jars of different colored paint. How the fuck is this supposed to be good for children? They say BLUE! then some fucking puppet starts pouring sprinkles into a bowl, what the fuck? People pay for this shit? This explains what's wrong with today's kids, other than my biggest pet peeve, Bad Parenting commonly referred to as A.D.D. I mean seriously people, if we keep producing shit like this for kids, what the hell do we expect from them? I mean holy fucking shiat people, what ever happened to fairy tales and childrens books that actually had some kind of plot-line and taught them something?

Apparently this crap comes in like a 20 DVD set. This is what's wrong with the world today, I work my ass off to make money and some dumbfuck produces this shit, which had to take almost 20 minutes of their time, and I'm sure they've made millions off of it. I'm not even going to begin on the whole Disney shit, I mean come on, the latest disney piece of shit comes out and the theatres are packed with kids who should be out mowing the lawn like we had to do at 6 years old, but no, instead we line them up to watch the latest from the perverts at Disney, You know I'm right about that, you have to be pretty fucked up to make that kinda shit to begin with, and how many news stories have we seen about the king mermaid whacking off in the little mermaid?