An apology

Dear RIAA/MPAA,

I would like to apologize to you regarding my previous post about the ads on the DVD's I recently purchased. I saw part of one earlier today while I was making dinner, your ad was regarding BUYING pirated DVD's and how that was stealing. This does not apply to me as I simply download the pirated DVD's, or copy them from individuals that did buy them. Since this does not apply to me in any way, I apologize for the mean things I said. However I do still find your ads to be annoying, and would like a refund for that part of my DVD purchases, for approximately 100 DVD's, half of which have your ads, I would like a payment of $750.

Thank You.

DVD Copy's

So I've been holding on to this post for a while, waiting for people to ask me for copies.

Less than 2 day's have passed.

If you want copies of anything, ask. I will more than happily copy you anything you want, just to avoid giving another dime to those fuckers in Hollywood. Before I get swamped with e-mails, if I don't know you. don't bother to ask.

Rocky 6

Okay, so I decided to go to CNN.com today and was very disapointed to find out that on the top of the main page, the most pertinent information in the world today is that Stallone is coming back to play Rocky in Rocky 6. So if you haven't read my previous posts for the last couple days, please do.

Sometimes it's just shameful how often I am right. "Hollywood is out of ideas" and keeps remaking what were once good movies to squeeze another $15 out of the poor stupid public, to which I belong. Oh well. Maybe one day people will stop paying for these movies and just steal them so all they lose is 4 hours worth of bandwidth.

RIAA/MPAA

So after my obligatory DVD bitching from earlier, I actually popped in one of those DVD's, yes, I finally got them opened.

Anyway, I pop it in and go get a drink, expecting that the menu will be playing over and over again annoying the hell out of me by the time I get back. Instead, I come back to find an RIAA/MPAA ad telling me how I shouldn't copy DVD's, and how "I wouldn't steal a car", etc. What the fuck is this bullshit????

Okay, so I go out and buy $90 worth of DVD's, which mean's $35 worth of fucking stickers, $25 worth of ad time for RIAA/MPAA fucktards to tell me not to steal the movies I just bought, and $29 into hollywoods coffers to create the next load of shiat, and $1 for a fucking DVD.

This annoys the living shiat out of me, what the fuck people, it's like when I go to the movies and pay $15 to see a fucking pepsi commercial, a fucking RIAA/MPAA commercial, 15 fucking previews, and a shitty ass remake of what was once a great movie.

Tivo kicks ass, it can filter this shit automatically when I watch it via the cable TV I'm stealing at home, if not, I'm just going to fucking download the goddamn movies and setup my projector so I can:
1. Watch it on the "big screen"
2. Scratch my fucking balls or fart if I so choose
3. Not have to listen to an annoying cell phone ringer, or even more annoying ad telling people to turn them off, that they miss in the first place because they're fucking with their ringers.
4. Not pay $5 for a fucking soda
5. Be able to pause the fucking thing when I go take a piss
and last but not least:

IF I DOWNLOAD THE MOVIE, I DON'T HAVE TO WATCH AN RIAA/MPAA AD, PAY FOR THE MOVIE, OR DEAL WITH ANYONE ELSE DISTURBING ME.

What's my motivation? Shit, between what's on DVD's here and at the office and what's on the hundreds of hard drives I have laying around....I must have been solely responsible for those hollywood execs having to buy the zebra skin interior for their leer jets, because they couldn't afford the rhino skin.

Go fuck yourselves RIAA/MPAA. Me, I'm going to go download some movies.

DVD Cases

Okay, now for something that really pisses me off. How many of you non-commenting slime have ever spent a fucking hour opening god damned DVD cases??? Seriously, for the next 5 minutes, I take back all of my rage against bad drivers, idiots, bad engineers, etc and direct all of it at whoever thought it was a good idea to put 3 fucking stickers completely covering each side of a goddamn DVD case and then shrinkwrap the whole fucking mess.

Give me a break people, I think in todays world we know there's a fucking "security device enclosed". Besides, if you put the friggin security device in the case, isn't the point to catch someone in the act of stealing something? I think you'll probably notice them walking out the goddam store with a bag full of DVD's that just coincidentally sets off the fucking alarms at the front of the store. If you're one of those stores where no employee's actually notice the alarms, or just don't care, then don't put the goddamn magnetic strip inside the case in the first place and save me $1 a DVD and the 5 minutes it takes to take off all the fucking stickers.

Now I'm going to end this before I get onto how Hollywood needs to start actually making movies worth buying and how people will actually be willing to pay for them, assuming it's not something a studio pulled out of their collective asses while smiling because they know they'll make millions anyway, and what's the fucking point in making something decent when you can just shit all over some paper and call it a script and make a movie from it? Okay, so that's enough about Pearl Harbor for now I suppose.