By a show of hands, how many saw this coming?

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Some people hold back, I just tell it like I see it.

[EdieE4] everyone invited
[David] ill be there
[EdieE4] thank you
[David] whos driving me home
[RobertH] lol
[Mark] no one, we're planning on you leaving this world the same way you came in, naked and screaming in a dumpster behind denny's

Saw this coming: Stupid Management, Stupid Co-Workers, and Bad software

So I talked to Old Man the other day.....

[05:07] Pat_ADPMA: Well a meeting was called yesterday. We all sit down and guess who walks in?
[05:07] mylifeisahighway: ?
[05:07] Pat_ADPMA: Meg and Mike Myers
[05:07] mylifeisahighway: fuck
[05:07] Pat_ADPMA: They are closing the Phoenix office
[05:08] mylifeisahighway: there's a shocker
[05:08] Pat_ADPMA: I said "well I geuss tomrrow is casual day eh?
[05:08] mylifeisahighway: roflmao
[05:09] Pat_ADPMA: they are shutting down may 30
[05:09] mylifeisahighway: wow
[05:09] Pat_ADPMA: I went to talk to Tom about desktop support and he did not even give me the time of day
[05:09] Pat_ADPMA: I was really shocked
[05:09] mylifeisahighway: yah
[05:09] mylifeisahighway: he did that to me too
[05:10] mylifeisahighway: resume, now

[05:30] mylifeisahighway: open word dude
[05:30] mylifeisahighway: it has a resume wizard
[05:36] Pat_ADPMA: ?
[05:36] Pat_ADPMA: RESUME WIZARD
[05:37] Pat_ADPMA: ARE YOU ON DRUGS
[05:37] Pat_ADPMA: that was a cool crash

Wow....Can't say I didn't see that one coming. We always knew that CompuCrap was a sinking ship. I feel bad for my buddies that are still there. Okay, I feel sorry for my old co-workers that are still there, wait, scratch all that bullshit. I feel sorry for Old Man, as for the rest of them, including that pot head "systems administrator" and Cynthia's lapdog.....HAHA. To quote a current co-worker...."When you guys get broke enough to suck a dick for a buck, give me a call".

So if anyone knows of a job for Old Man, let me know.

[ChrisR]anyone read what's under those 4 new clocks over there?
[Mark]the timezone the clock is showing.....
[David]the time zones chris............
[Mark]let me explain....
[Mark]the earth, it's like round
[Mark]and it like spins
[David]WHOA
[Mark]and theres this thing called the sun
[Mark]when the sun is directly overhead that's considered "noon"
[David]more on this "Earth is round" thing

God I love stupid people, they are fun. I'm sure I'll get a talking to from "Management" for that one, but I'm sure they don't understand the concept either. On that note: www.flat-earth.org Check out these freaks..... It's worth a laugh.

Quote for today:
20. Does Idaho exist
No. The existence of Idaho is a lie, fabricated by a conspiracy of cartographers, as is England (see question 10).

New Foamy

Foamy Rules.

Boobies, is there anything they can't do????

Read the second article on that link....."Staring at a nice pair of boobies provides the same health benefits as working out for half an hour in the gym". Damn, I need to go excersize now, anyone wanna meet me at the club? I gotta go get a bunch of 1's first.

Oh, and for really cool gruesome video's of some dude running from the cops
Enjoy.
http://www.hozafamily.net/stlcrash.wmv

Oh, and yes, I know I'm going to burn in hell, but at least I'm getting dropped off in this:

Good Cars, Stupid People, Cell Phones

Okay, so I pulled a dumbass the other day.... I check my radiator while at the cabin in Prescott, put in some coolant, takes hardly any, so everything's fine. I take off and head home. I get to Spring Valley, which is like freakville USA, considering the town consists entirely of a Curves, a pizza shop, and like 5 churches.

My car is running friggin hot....something's up. I pull over, check it out. Apparently I forgot to put the radiator cap back on. OOPS. So I check the local shack in spring valley, nope no caps. So I ask around, the nearest autoparts store is like 40 miles away back in Prescott Valley.

I think logically, so naturally this is where everything falls apart. My brother was in Prescott with me over the weekend, he and his buddy stayed behind to go to some swapmeet. He has a cell phone, go figure. So I call him up, guess what, phone's off. So I try a few more times, yup, phone's off. So I call up my mom, she hops in the car and drives up to bring me a new radiator cap. So after two hours in freakville USA, I feel dirty, but I'm back home. Now I just have to suffer through Monday, at work none-the-less. That's the worst part, always the worst part, that whole being at work thing.